Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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