Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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