The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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