Yo dont text me then not text me
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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