You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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