All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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