found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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