Michael Bay diarrhea
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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