what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Let's get the cat blown out
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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