Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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