grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
ttyl tear gas
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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