whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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