the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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