i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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