I am puke
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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