Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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