Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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