I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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