I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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