ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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