We won't sleep together?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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