i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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