Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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