do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
