And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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