: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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