its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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