Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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