I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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