Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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