I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I can't turn off my feet"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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