Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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