he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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