Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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