Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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