are you so shy because you have an std?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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