I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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