I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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