There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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