I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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