Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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