Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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