Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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