I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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