Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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