i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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