The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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