I'm eating all of the evidence.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It was confusing and full of hummus
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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