so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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