THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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