i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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