Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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