Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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