I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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